schmegma

the white creamy milky crusty disgusting ass crumb cheese curdled crap stuff that is on an uncirCUMsized shlong dong wang taleewacker

Blow Job Betty enjoooys liquid hot schmegma flowing from Christian Longfellow's fellow friend!

by Christian Longfellow January 21, 2004

schmegma

A formation of dead skin cells from your penis. Some people over produce schmegma, some people hardly have much of a problem at all.

I had a yellow formation, millimeters thick that seperated my foreskin from my head the area felt a tiny bit raw but I was fine afterwards.

by normalyosis January 25, 2005

schmegma

1. Dick cheese that forms in the foreskin.

Richard had a schmegma problem from not washing his genitals properly.

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

schmegma

The unidentified mess of human penial glop usually containing hair, blood, mucus, semen, or strange crustiness.

"I will have a side of wheat toast and heavy on the schmegma."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004

schmegma

all the dry cum, pee, and any other opjects that get stuck in the extra skin in a uncircumsized penis

you got to clean your schmegma or no girls will like you

by nick the masterchief April 18, 2006

schmegmatism

The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.

When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.

by Ryan March 18, 2004

Schemania

A beautiful young woman with no ass.

Schemania, your ass is flat as an ironing board.

by Yojflo October 24, 2011