Schan

A Boy Racer in the west of Ireland

In the west of Ireland the term ‘schan’ can be used to describe certain types of boy racers. The ‘sh’ is indicative of the west of Ireland. The term Schan is mainly used in Counties Mayo, Sligo and Galway.
Schans can be identified by their gelled down fringe, padded vest jackets, boot cut jeans and brown boots. They often drive around town in modified cars, annoying locals with their horrible music blurring out the windows and their load exhausts.

"Howya Schan"
“Salt Hill was full of Schans this weekend”
"Every Year Donegal is flooded with schans around the time of the Rally"

by Naggins March 8, 2023

Per Schlanka

The act of vigorously paintbrushing someone across the face.

My crazy cousin Billy straight per schlanka the guy behind the bar.

by OG Muppin & MC Muppin February 13, 2022

schwankey

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.

"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"

by Prepare thy Hamlet May 15, 2014

schunk

A guy that thinks about penis all the time. He tries to hide his love for penis by accusing others of being gay.

Why is Andrew saying that the wolverines are gay?

He is a schunk and doesn’t want people to know he secretly wants dick.

by Susie Juggs June 25, 2019

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

Schmank

Any irresponsible and/or devious action taken by a bank with the intention of fleecing its customers.

My bank schmanked me with multiple fees for things that weren't my fault.

by velocitycu April 12, 2010

scankwhore

one who isnt just a whore there also skanky.

Molly is such a scankwhore.

by tricia July 16, 2004