John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too

Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CannoliCream February 2, 2006

Dr. Veindorbotton Schmidt III

He is perhaps the sexiest and smartest man alive he is just above Rasputin

Person 1: have you seen Dr. Veindorbotton Schmidt III?
Person 2: Yeah he is sexy

by Cooper Pooper March 9, 2020

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

joseph schmidt

A big dick sext boy

Damn joseph schmidt back at it again with that bbc

by Joseph John carone November 24, 2019

Pull a Schmidt

When someone challenges someone else to something, then when the day comes to put up or shut up, you suddenly “pull your hamstring.”

Robert challenged John to a race, but we all knew he would puss out and Pull a Schmidt.

by TacoBabyJesus April 9, 2021

kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)

-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?

by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016

"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.

Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.

by Penis Alota August 6, 2024