Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.

The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.

To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....

1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.

2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.

3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.

4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.

And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.

Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.

Student #2: Oh man...

by Mariposa24 March 11, 2016

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Scaregasm

1. When one is sexually aroused by shocking or scaring those around him or her.

2. When one is sexually aroused by being shocked or scared.

1. "Holy crap, I had the best scaregasm last night when I jumped up behind my foster parents' bed while they were skronking, screamed cookie monster vocals and blew that airhorn!"

2. "Man, when me and my girl were watching that horror movie and screwing last night she said she had the best scaregasm ever."

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scareddick

When a guy feels like he can’t preform to his/her level. Even tho he is sexual attracted to said person

Man I want to have sex with Mona so bad but she gives me scareddick!

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jump scare

Random moments in movies and games where something loud and crazy happens out of nowhere, usually causing the viewers to "jump" out of excitement/fear.

Usually makes little kids and pre-teen girls crap themselves with little effort.

Guy 1: "Did you see that new movie, 'Generic Horror Flick 2'?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it was pretty shitty. There were jump scares every two nanoseconds."

by NarooN October 31, 2011

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