scared of you 

A semi-sarcastic phrase used when you’re shocked and/or offended by soemthing someone has done or said.

If you’re talking about multiple people, replacing “you” with “y’all” makes sense.

Lauren: Yeahhhh it’s nothing but Patrenn’usse all weekend fs.
Kennedy: Patrenn’usse????? I’m scared of you.

scared of you by itsjaaassss March 19, 2019

scared straight 

when a woman yells at your penis until you get a boner

i was scared straight by the expensive hooker

scared straight by dkterran January 27, 2014

Scared out of my pants 

When one is so scared that they loose their pants. This in turn brings them higher up on the "Next-to-be-murdered list" in horror movies, a.k.a. the Horror Movie order.

Oh my god, when I saw The Ring, I was scared out of my Pants.

Scared out of my pants by Crazed Bitches June 22, 2010

Scared Face 

The look upon lads face when they are scared shitless. When they are about to do something that frightens them.

Run at me Red Nut. Don't be a scared face or I will bite your nose off. Arrrggghhhh Red Beard.

Scared Face by Sloppy Hole May 3, 2005

Scared Man Split 

Often seen in horror movies, it is a person's impulse or want to split up and/or investigate a dangerous situation for no apparent reason, often resulting in the death of one or both parties involved.

*On Screen*
"Alright guys, let's split up."
~One man goes one way, and the other heads right into the room where they heard a gun shot.~

Man in the Audience:
"Dude, he just pulled a scared man split! He's gonna die."

Scared Man Split by nellygrl August 10, 2009

scared of the dark 

A terrible racist.....

I am scared of the dark!!!

scared of the dark by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty December 25, 2007

Scared Ostrich

Just like a "Scared Ostrich", which buries it's head in the sand; This manouver involves grabbing you significant other's head, and shoving it in your rectum.

"I totally performed a scared ostrich today, with outstanding technique".

Scared Ostrich by Shaunyboy04 September 28, 2009