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The Haitian Scarecrow

When a girl stapels a mans balls together, with a stapel gun. He is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. Then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his ass. He has to un-stapel his balls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the vaginal method.
Ian: "i had the haitian scarecrow really good last night!"
Kyle: "why would you let cara do that to you!?"
Ian: "i find it kinky."
by CoolKid101010101012 June 20, 2009
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screaming scarecrow

When in the middle of having vaginal sex, the man must take out his schlong and insert into a pile of sand. Then he puts his dick back into the girls vagina and they resume having sex.
My vag hurts from all the sand thats in it. We tried the screaming scarecrow last night.
by The sex freak guru of sex666 September 28, 2010
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pussy scarecrow

a person who, by their attitude, words, demeanor, or looks, repels women.
Q: Hey, should we ask Campbell to go? A: fuck no, that guy is a pussy scarecrow!
by poke county, effelay February 16, 2015
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sex scarecrow

vincent is very hot he is like a sex scarecrow
by sexscarecrow April 7, 2017
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paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.
person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away
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peanut scarecrow

by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022
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meat scarecrow

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern
A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”
by Hotdogcity422 July 24, 2022
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