Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012
Get the apache scalping partymug. Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.
by awdwagon December 28, 2011
Get the scalp scrunchmug. When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.
by TheTragicGod March 31, 2025
Get the Scalpingmug. by treecoffee September 9, 2023
Get the scalpmug. by Southsidezach April 3, 2022
Get the South side scalpingmug. Jerome: hey girl you tryna get scalped
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around
by Realniqqr May 28, 2018
Get the Scalpedmug. Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”
Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.
Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.
Also see, Scalping.
Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.
Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.
Also see, Scalping.
by millzio January 1, 2023
Get the Scalpmug.