patrick starfish

A fat fucking starfish, residing from bikini bottom, GA

You see Patrick starfish at king of diamonds dumping stacks on them raggedy chocolate bitches!

by Jp31390 March 8, 2014

Starfire

Earth-clueless alien/Teen Titan.

"Cyborg, this tangy yellow beverage is delightful!"
"Uhh...Stafire?"
"That's mustard!"
"Is there more?"

by Kikyo October 31, 2003

The Starfox

A sexual maneuver where the female partner lays on a flat surface while the male stimulates himself. Directly before reaching the point of ejaculation he launches himself over the woman, leaping through the air, while dropping a barrage of seaman onto her naked body, bombshell-style.

"I done gave her The Starfox, red baron style!"

by Kyle Edelbrock October 21, 2008

Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

starfish sex

Sex in missionary position where girl lays inactive on bed with her legs spread.

He was expecting it to be steamy sex like from porno movies, but all he got was starfish sex.

by usernamekiran August 12, 2016

starfish kisses

(1) the marks left on a bed after a particularly messy round of anal sex.

(2) The act of kissing the starfish, or analingus, performed by either a man or a woman, on either gender.

(1)
"Jenna left me starfish kisses after last night's fuckfest... Can you believe that nasty bitch?"

(2)
You liked those starfish kisses I gave you last night in the shower, didn't you? I knew you liked being rimmed... You just had to try it.

by Azaroth A. March 11, 2006

starfags

people who are addicted to buying coffee at starbucks. starfucksfagsjava the hutstarbucks

guy1 look at all those people buying coffee at starbucks.
guy2 i know right i fucking hate all those starfags who buy the glorified and overpriced coffee

by yeahididthat October 28, 2010