P Dookie Salmon

Overly disgusting homeless man or homeless man in general who causes a mass disturbance in a public place, often having a large presence of Law Enforcement involved.

1. After a few minutes of negotiations and some ouchie bullets from the meany greeny shotty, P Dookie Salmon was placed under arrest by the LAPD
2. After chasing some people with a machete at a park, and shooting at police with a cross bow, P Dookie Salmon was eventually lit the fuck up by police.

by LEOLover69420 October 20, 2020

Joel Eerik Salomon Hokka

Joel Hokka in one of the hottest men walking on this mf planet. He was born 5.10.1993. His name day is 13.7. He is known for his amazing voice and he is the other Lead singer of the band Blind Channel.

”Hey did you know today (13.7) is Joel Eerik Salomon Hokka ’s name day?”

”No i did not.”

”U better go and say happy name day to him!”

by @bc.arttii July 13, 2021

bag salmon

An airline passenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead space.

Upon deplaning in Chicago, Bob said to his friend Heather, “Why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”

by LobsterKiller55 November 29, 2014

sexual salmon

A good center cut piece of salmon that is bought for a significant other, lady friend or Pirate Hooker. With the intentions of having a mind blowing time in a Motel 6 hotel room.

I could tell Tina was enjoying the sexual salmon but something told me it was going to take more.

by Metalandcinnamonrolls November 15, 2018

Salmonite

Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.

Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.

by BHart October 19, 2008

wild salmon

The act of taking your hand, placing it between a woman's or a man's inner thighs and slapping it from side to side like a wild salmon swimming up stream during spawning season. In the process one must yell "wild salmon"!!!

I just wild salmoned the shit out of your mom!

by mystical clitoris January 1, 2009

Leg of Salmon

A leg of salmon is usually used as a joke in the work place and is generally used to test the gullibility of a new employee. It starts off by the manager or someone of senior authority asking the unsuspecting employee to carry out a personal favour for them. In this case the boss has asked the new employee if he/she minds going to the fish mongers to collect the leg of salmon that the boss had ordered earlier. Wanting to impress his/hers new boss the new employee (not giving a second thought of what he/she has been asked to do) willingly obliges to go on the errand only to be told by the fishmonger (in the tone of 1+1=2) that salmon don't have legs and return back to their place of work (usually to be greeted by hysterical laughter) looking as pink as a salmon.

Boss: "Jimmy"
Jimmy: "Yes Sir."
Boss: "Could I ask a favour?"
Jimmy: "Certainly Sir."
Boss: "The CEO has called a meeting this afternoon and I have ordered a leg of salmon from the fishmongers over the road, please could you collect it for me, as I wont have time after the meeting. All you have to say is "I have come to collect the leg of salmon reserved for Mr Smith".
Jimmy: "Oh yes Sir. I'll do it straight away Sir."

by hteb78 October 19, 2014