Simonize

brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult

Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!

Jim: JERK!!!!!

by MASTUR CH33F :) March 7, 2009

Salmoning

An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.

Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.

I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.

by High on Life August 1, 2008

salmoning

Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.

The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.

by DaveTheToolMan September 3, 2007

Salmoning

When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".

(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009

samoni

One of the gayest kids you will ever meet online!

Person A: You're really acting like a samoni right now.
Person B: Just because I want to suck your dick doesn't mean I'm a samoni.

by heateroni July 31, 2021

Simonicus

Greekesque parody of the name Simon.

Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.

This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.

If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.

Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.

"Hi, I'm Simonicus."

*gee that guy's coming across as a bit of a tool*

by Meiandus January 13, 2014