saftevand2

a snapchat username, that contains swag-ness

“can i have your snap??” “yea k ig, it’s saftevand2” “omg that’s such a cool username, i wish it was mine” “yea ikr😏💯pretty cool, like urs too btw”

by quirkydopexd January 31, 2021

satgun

The one who can be your bestest friend/life partner or your biggest enemy
Cares a lot even if they not show that
The one with whom you can share all your secrets and they won't let you expose
Cooks very well
Loves their family and friends
Doesn't like to be lonely
Extremely extrovert
Life of the party
Can make anyone sadder than hell or happiest than heaven

Just like satgun!

by Kebsj November 24, 2021

SafeGUARD-TC™©

A privatized term used to dictate that a commandment paper is infallibly

I SafeGUARD-TC™© this form so no one can dopplegang it without being punished by Hellfire-D.

by GodCreator/Killer February 20, 2023

safty

satisfied, pleased

it was nice; feeling safty

by theZonky October 30, 2023

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

SAFTB

(N.) an acronym for “Saturday’s are for the boys”. Usually said completely wasted high school and college men who are commonly too much of an ass to have a girlfriend, but refuse to hang out with her anyways on said weekend night to drink a large amount of alcohol with their buddies.

Chad: “Yo bro, you with your girl tonight”

Brad: “Nah bro, she’s out of town but SAFTB anyways am I right?”

by Foxycoxy6 April 2, 2019

Saftey

The act of being a dumbass and typing the wrong word.

Saftey is worth it

by Birdyツ October 5, 2020