Top definition
A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.
Gator: (poot)
Scrawn: dang dude....doornob
Gator: Ah F bomb
Scrawn: (punched)
by Kswaub April 29, 2005
Get the mug
Get a Saftey mug for your daughter-in-law Larisa.
This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.
Saftey! HAA man that stinks.
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
Get the mug
Get a saftey mug for your buddy Riley.
Something that is not guaranteed.
Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.
by Grand Man Zak Attack March 04, 2006
Get the mug
Get a saftey mug for your Facebook friend Yasemin.