Saftey 

A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.

Gator: (poot)
Scrawn: dang dude....doornob
Gator: Ah F bomb
Scrawn: (punched)

Saftey by Kswaub April 29, 2005

saftey 

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

saftey by The clit commander April 10, 2003

saftey 

Something that is not guaranteed.

Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.

saftey by Grand Man Zak Attack July 24, 2008

Saftey 

The act of being a dumbass and typing the wrong word.

Saftey is worth it

Saftey by Birdyツ October 5, 2020

Saftey 

Adjective: Ultra Cool, Slick

Man that is a pretty saftey motorcycle you have there!

Saftey by JPDAWG September 18, 2003

Saftey 

The action of being safe while getting high

Hey man, are you going to the saftey meeting?

Saftey by Jose Juanson October 24, 2015

Saftey Meeting 

a covert, clandistine refrence to the act of smoking marijuana. Frequently used in food service employment to subvert detection by managment.

Joey, help me take out the trash and well have a saftey meeting.

Saftey Meeting by uc3matt October 17, 2007