Saftey

A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.

Gator: (poot)
Scrawn: dang dude....doornob
Gator: Ah F bomb
Scrawn: (punched)

by Kswaub April 29, 2005

Saftey

The act of being a dumbass and typing the wrong word.

Saftey is worth it

by Birdyツ October 06, 2020

Saftey

Adjective: Ultra Cool, Slick

Man that is a pretty saftey motorcycle you have there!

by JPDAWG September 18, 2003

saftey

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

saftey

Something that is not guaranteed.

Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.

by Grand Man Zak Attack March 05, 2006

Saftey Meeting

a covert, clandistine refrence to the act of smoking marijuana. Frequently used in food service employment to subvert detection by managment.

Joey, help me take out the trash and well have a saftey meeting.

by uc3matt October 02, 2007

saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

by Robustwater June 21, 2015