Remus sanders

Remus sanders is a character from the ongoing series "sanders sides" by Thomas sanders . Remus (aka the Duke, aka stinky trash man, aka rat king) is the personification of intrusive thoughts along with creativity. He also likes to eat deodorant and can bite through steel. He

Virgil: "did you hear? Remus sanders sat on the fridge at 3 in the morning eating a stick of deodorant just to scare Roman"
Patton: " oooh. Is that what that noise was? I thought you were just watching scary movies again"

by Jboat0000 April 23, 2020

Reverse Bernie Sanders

Aggressive Fingering

I gave her the Reverse Bernie Sanders last night then shook her father's hand three minutes later

by GeneralButtNaked March 13, 2017

barry sanders

The greatest running back ever for the greatest sport ever, Football.

If the Lions still had Barry Sanders, they would have won the Super Bowl.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

Sadodere

A sadodere is someone who loves to toy with the emotions of those they care about. While often confused with its sister archetype, the yandere, sadoderes are are much more closely related to that of the kuudere, but with more sadistic tendencies.

Friend:This character is a yandere
You: nah this character fits the sadodere troupe much better
Friend: that makes way more sense

by SociallyAwkard567 July 21, 2020

Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders

A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.

Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.

Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.

by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.

Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 8, 2019

saddening

The collective noun for an assembled group of vegans

Restaurant manager to new waitress: Can you attend to the saddening at table 10, they look like they're ready to order.
New Waitress: Sure, which one is table 10 again?
Manager: The quiet table in the corner with people wearing "meat is murder" tee-shirts.

by HisBeariness April 6, 2021