Daylight savings time

Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)

"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"

by Dolfo 8 March 7, 2009

Gay light savings time

The amount of time that should be taken into account for a homosexual male to be fashionably late, generaly about fifteen minutes.

Of course no ones here yet, you have to remember gay light savings time.

by ryguy142 January 9, 2009

Shaving Foams

Shaving Foam when it is spread all over your body/face...
Normally used after saying HA-HA!

Ha-Ha!
I Am Using the Shaving Foams!

by Notsonewfag June 8, 2010

Jay Light Savings Time

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.

Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time

by polarbigi March 14, 2007

spaving

Spending to Save. With many discount cards at supermarkets, credit card discounts, and bulk warehouse stores like Sams Club, you can only reap the benefits, namely saving, by spending.

I spaved all day at the mall and walked away with an entire fall waredrobe for 50% off retail

by Dan Faltyn (on behalf of my sister the original spaver) October 13, 2004

Filipino Savings Time (FST)

(noun) refers to the adjustment made on the actual expected time to account for Filipino time.

Mark wants to start his show at exactly 8:00PM and expects everyone to be there already. Since his audience might consist of Filipinos, he announces his show to start at Filipino Savings Time (FST) 7:00PM instead, taking to consider the usual Filipino Time.

by Andrei "CodeCalibre" June 20, 2010

Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009