slumped

1) when you are having intercourse with an opposite sex, and you take your penis out and beat the shit out her face(males only)

2)when you randomly go up to someone and punch them in the nose or mouth causing them to say "what the fuck was that for"

i.e.1 Guy1: When I was fuckin that bitch last night, i slumped the shit outta her
Guy2: Werd

i.e2 Guy:I slumped your mom in and out of bed last night

by hjrt July 7, 2007

schlumped

Crouched over in an old ass fashion

That dude was so drunk he schlumped over

by Spazzydizzle March 19, 2014

Shlumper

A fat ass turd.

Hey Rodrick, I gotta take a fat shlumper before school, aight big dawg?

by esbb228 February 2, 2022

Slumped

Term commonly used amongest the highest level of fuckboys. A term primarily used by a person to indicate that they have the mental capacity of a new born and/or have no reason to live other than to fuck people over.

Person#1: "Hey, I heard that guys a stupid fuckboy"

Person #2 : "Yea, he's most certainly a SLUMPEDBOY"

by Mr.TruAf January 7, 2016

Slumped Reality

Slumped Reality are truest best niggas

Slumped Reality are truest best niggas

by InviFan1512 February 11, 2019

shlumpernickel

Contrary to popular belief flumpernickel is not a variation of pumpernickel or flumpernickel. It is acctualy a very rare metal found in the heart of oxen.

Check out my bling-bling, I just got a new shlumpernickel necklace.

by Nick July 26, 2003

shlumpence

to describe the cost of something with little value.

you tight bastard Steve, that present must have cost you shlumpence!

by shlumpmeister Steve June 19, 2009