F.A.S.T system

How to acquire, then get rid of Early Morning Booty Call (F.A.S.T. system):

1.FORGE date: Invite her over for 11, so that its just before brunch and so she has atleast an hour to take the bus from wherever she is.

2. ACT out the Dance: After she takes the over an hour bus ride to your place, make it snappy boysh, dont waste time with foreplay. do the DEED and make sure you came.(basically keep it within 5 - 10 Minutes....brunch is comin soon)

3. SECURE Exit: This is the clutch time. think of an excuse to get her and you out your place while also figuring a way to make sure shes not following you around all afternoon. example(post ejaculation) Guy:" So i think i need a haircut?" girl:"ye maybe you could" guy:" ye im gonna get one. sooooooo we should get out of here.....dont worry ill DRIVE you to the mall so you can BUS home... k babe"

4.TIME Sensitive:now you dont want her to be with you too long or else shell never leave so whether she says yes or no is irrelevant just make sure the door closes behind both of you when you leave and that she gets safely to the bus stop and that you are gone before it gets there.

Closing Statistics: Time Elapsed: 25 - 30 mins

Girls with you after that time: 0

Happy Campers Gettin Haircuts: 1

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F.A.S.T system

-luigini asks a girl to come over to cuddle with him at 1230 then last minute changes it to 11 so she has atleast an house to get their
-she gets their and they start making out and he just gets straight to the taking of clothes and putting it in
- tells he gotta go now so he can get a hair cut so he says hell drive her to closest bus stop to get rid of her
-drops her off and makes sure she walks into the bus station and leaves

by just another one of his broads April 22, 2011

S.P.A.I.F.

self promotion at it's finest.

Lil' Kim's Black Friday album is just S.P.A.I.F., she's felling herself too much!

by LiponTV March 6, 2011

F.a.S

Fetal Attack Squad. All members are considered gods in most small countries like, well, canada and france mostly. initiations are secret(icyhot on ur balls) but very entertaining to watch ppl scream in pain. if u want to start a branch of the F.a.S contact me at though definitions of F.a.S. All french and candian half breed french mutts are excluded from this offer because we dotn allow hardcore fairies like that in.

Chadahooch, Suzie, Rieffer, Jibbs, Joo, Kip Fu, Squeeks, Itzakadoozie, Ham-L, Pickle 5-0, Rouge Leader, and Nasty Buttler

by Urban Dictionary June 5, 2003

L.A.F.S.S.

(Love At First Sight Syndrome) a disability that makes you fall in love easily.

"I met your mother due to my L.A.F.S.S."

by C. Sterling December 14, 2019

s.p.e.a.f

super.
phenomenal.
extraordinary.
amazing.
friend.
basically the best friend you can find

gosh, she is the ultimate s.p.e.a.f!! she has been my best friend since we were three.

by vans.girl February 11, 2020

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Stare From A Distance, But Can't Approach Disorder
It's when you stare at a girl/boy who is pretty, but for the life of you, you can't seem to go to her/him and talk.
Popularly used by Adande "sWooZie" Thorne

John-Damn! that girl is fine as hell

Will-So go talk to her, man.

John-I can't, I have s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Will-Damn, man, that sucks!

by Khyo January 19, 2014