an autistic failed abortion fag there name is usually something like igor or vladimir and they drink a lot of vodka and have 18 wives they are all in the mafia thats why they love guns so much, and usually have a youtube channel with guns and knife reviews
"im glad im not russian"
by notrussiannotfaggot August 16, 2018
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2. a hot russian girl (see joan)
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2. a hot russian girl (see joan)
3. someone who wears little to no clothing
by du May 9, 2003
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Jewish in Brooklyn, NY (Brighton Beach) or in Israel, etc. but born a Russian-speaker in the former USSR (Soviet Jews). Most of these "Russians" speak Russian among themselves. Most Russian stores, Russian newspapers, Russian restaurants, etc. in America are in fact Jewish-owned and operated in the interests of Jewish immigrants living outside the former Soviet Union. They love ethnic Russian food, read their news about Israel in Russian, watch their Brooklyn-based TV in Russian, etc. Not to be confused with real Russians.
An American asks a group of people who speak with an accent: Are you German? (Italian? Albanian?...) No, we are Russian, they answer.
Wow! How did you get to America?
Our family was persecuted in Russia because we are Jewish.
Oh, OK.
Also: Clueless Russian President Putin addressing former Soviet emigres on his visit to Israel: "Fellow compatriots... "
Also: "My grandparents/parents came from Russia..." - This usually means they were Jewish.
Also: "Russian Mafia" - Mostly Soviet-born Jews who speak Russian. More proper to call it the Red Mafia.
Wow! How did you get to America?
Our family was persecuted in Russia because we are Jewish.
Oh, OK.
Also: Clueless Russian President Putin addressing former Soviet emigres on his visit to Israel: "Fellow compatriots... "
Also: "My grandparents/parents came from Russia..." - This usually means they were Jewish.
Also: "Russian Mafia" - Mostly Soviet-born Jews who speak Russian. More proper to call it the Red Mafia.
by The Smudge May 10, 2007
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A person born in Russia.
Men-cool, funny, but real assholes when drunk. Not too handsome in most cases, tend to suffer from acne and bad breath. All of them smoke and drink.
Women-cool, funny, alot are attractive, unless they have Jewish heritage, and most don't let themelves get fat. They act proper, don't appreciate fowl language, modest, but will fuck your brains out if you're liked. Typically a handshake and an eye contact guarantees sex, but if you're not liked then you'll know right away. They don't act like sluts, but love fucking. Why not? All smoke and drink.
Men-cool, funny, but real assholes when drunk. Not too handsome in most cases, tend to suffer from acne and bad breath. All of them smoke and drink.
Women-cool, funny, alot are attractive, unless they have Jewish heritage, and most don't let themelves get fat. They act proper, don't appreciate fowl language, modest, but will fuck your brains out if you're liked. Typically a handshake and an eye contact guarantees sex, but if you're not liked then you'll know right away. They don't act like sluts, but love fucking. Why not? All smoke and drink.
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
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2. Part of the biggest crime family in the world
3. Poor people that have a few expensive things
4. Hottest girls ever , then poland , and then latin and spanish
5. Born muscularguys Never have to wight lift
6. giant u kno wutsthis website aint XXX so i not guna say it
7. Who everyone is jeaouls of cuz we have anything you could ever want-from back upmafia to back upnuks to back upvodka that dint rele make sense but its okay im russian
2. Part of the biggest crime family in the world
3. Poor people that have a few expensive things
4. Hottest girls ever , then poland , and then latin and spanish
5. Born muscularguys Never have to wight lift
6. giant u kno wutsthis website aint XXX so i not guna say it
7. Who everyone is jeaouls of cuz we have anything you could ever want-from back upmafia to back upnuks to back upvodka that dint rele make sense but its okay im russian
by Dj Trigger August 14, 2004
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2) pretty boy guys with spiked up hair
3) love wearing brands like A/X, Diesel and Juicy Couture
4) love to go out party, drink, dance, hookup and showoff
5) Me
2) pretty boy guys with spiked up hair
3) love wearing brands like A/X, Diesel and Juicy Couture
4) love to go out party, drink, dance, hookup and showoff
5) Me
Person 1: "Yo I saw these mad hot girls walking in a big group wearing low jeans with their thong showing and a belly shirt"
Person 2: "They were probably Russian"
Person 2: "They were probably Russian"
by JUiCYGiRL February 25, 2004
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