Harry Rumplemint

It's when you are getting a girl from behind or doggie style and you take a breathmint, and put it in your anus. Then you take out the breathmint and put it through your pubes, and then after you are done having sex, you tell her that her breath stinks and that she needs a breathmint, and give her the Harry Rumplemint.

That chick I was banging last night was so hot, but her breath stunk like Suttin, so I gave her the Harry Rumplemint.

by dj_lenny_02 April 10, 2009

Rumplestiltskin

Thick patches of cellulite on and around the upper thigh region.

Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.

Doug: "Damn fool, check out that bitch in the red dress!"
Ryan: "You're crazy man, there's Rumplestiltskins runnin all over that!"

Elliot: "Check out that black girl in the booty shorts! There ain't a Rumplestiltskin in sight!
Brian: "Daaaaaamn, thats tha hottest 3forward I've ever seen!"

by Dawn Heartsfelt September 22, 2009

rumple rudeskin

A term used to describe ones "brother", or friend. If he is of a "rude" nature and a little "frayed" around the edges. This phrase was first used by native Americans during the early part of the 15th century

upon two gentlemen meeting in the street.....

"easy now rumple rudeskin"
"bo"

by edd and ju April 14, 2004

Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop

Expressing excitement - Tom Fletcher style.

Seriously, humans haven't invented a word that describes how I feel about this year and all the stuff we've got coming up for you guys...So I'll make one up...here goes... Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop.

by MartyMcFly_X March 28, 2009

Rumpleton stink bottom

An American that jumps the border from America to Mexico.
This is the most offensive word in the history of the english language so, DO NOT USE IT!
If you use the word Rumpleton stink bottom you are at risk of getting time in prison. "Dont drop the soap."

"Holms did you see that Rumpleton stink bottom jump the fence from America to here in Mexico?" said carlos "Of course we do have a better economy than them now."

by Jacob Onealyneal December 5, 2009

Rumplestiltskin

When you roll the foreskin of the penis over the tip of a girls nose and blow white gold in her nostrils.

Shaun: Hey Troy did you hear about Peter?

Troy: What happened?
Shaun: He totally pulled a rumplestiltskin last night! Almost spun a golden sweater.

by Garrett's Dong November 14, 2012

Rumpoed

1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.

" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."

by John Detlor October 24, 2008