Hiding a Ruler

Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.

What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.

Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!

by RedDan69 April 10, 2011

supreme ruler

The most powerful human being in the world.

Ryan Guthrie

by Jayson Scisco August 20, 2003

ruler biscuit

no one really knows.

"Man hide your money
Hide your dope
And hide your ruler biscuit
It's like so devestated
The way i stay so jaded"
-Andre Nickatina, Coka Cola

by JennyandKenny..andJeff February 08, 2009

Soggy Ruler

Using your wet penis as a ruler during your GCSE maths examination, after previously having intercourse minutes before.

Glad I had sex before the exam. Had to use a soggy ruler on question 17.

by LongDongDylan October 05, 2014

ruler job

the act of being wanked off by a ruler

Man! Ashley really gave me a good ruler job the other day!

by zack December 03, 2004

Ruler ref

Doesn't know what to say when a measurement turns out to be too close to call.

Ruler ref-Well, I didn't think this would ever happen, but your dicks look the same size. I might not be reading accurately, but they're really close. I didn't think I would ever get readings this close, then again I didn't think I'd ever referee a dick measuring contest, and here I am doing that.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018

Ruler marked

When someone makes fun of you for being shorter so you beat their ass with a ruler since they like measurements so much.

David: Damn bruh why you got lines on your face?
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.

by SiMpLeX_707 November 28, 2018