Router Rape

When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...

only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.

Uhh, i was chatting up that fit girl Siobhan when suddenly while i was browisng i had router rape.

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 14, 2010

Dayton Route

A route that involves changing freeways or highways multiple times to get to your destination.

I took the "dayton route" to get from Akron to Parma.

by Bruiser November 24, 2003

Routledge

To have a sore anus, or to have had extremely rough anal sex... sometimes leading to rectal bleeding.

It also means to receive a nice meal.

Girl 1: Hey, how was your night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was great...until I got Routledged!
Girl 3: Oh! Did your parents make you dinner?
Girl 4: No, but my boyfriend did me in the ass.

by Lord Cumsalot December 18, 2009

rorted

To get screwed over by someone. To be cheated out of something.

At an auction, person A won an item by 1 cent, rorting person B out of the item without actually having to pay any extra (since 1 cent will be rounded down). Person B got rorted.

by lolliz January 28, 2006

Proto Route

The Worst, Most Despair-Inducing Ending in the History of Shitposters, or the Proto Route.

A Proto Route is the unfortunate series of events that follow reckless attempts (Usually made by a shitposter of lesser taste) at capturing their waifu's heart. Patient Zero, Proto, first experienced the Proto Route in the visual novel Katawa Shoujo where he died multiple times after consistently choosing foolishly when attempting to be suave. The event has since inspired shitposters to heed warnings from weebs of a more refined taste.

Home Field Advantage:
>a. Kick 'em out
b. Dodge the subject

"RIP in peppers, you did the Proto Route"

by RedDire April 18, 2015

The Faggot Route

Doing anything in bed with another man whilst you are a fellow man. does not have to be sexual in any way.

it is a good idea but will have to go "The Faggot Route" and watch the game in my bed.

by skyrider2002 May 12, 2021

Route 10 Challenge

This challenge consists of eating at three different establishments on Rt. 10 in East Hanover, New Jersey in one night. You start off by eating Chipotle, followed by seeing a movie and ordering a Diabetes Combo (see definition). On the way back, you must get a meal from either Wendy's or McDonalds. Attempted only once in the history of mankind due to potential bowel, liver, intestine, and artery damage.

Person 1: (Upon noticing four guys passed out on the Movie theater floor)Did those guys just try the Route 10 Challenge?
Movie theater attendant: Yup.

by thunderjuggggs October 23, 2010