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The New Roster

A thread for the most elite Chicago group of friends. They set off on a journey to hit 5000 posts and successfully reached their goal at approximately 7:30 on 4-9-2008.
A deal was set for food to be given to the group upon the achievement of 5000 posts.

The New Roster's dinner statement,
Everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (If you don't get the reference, then I'm too nerdy...)

OKAY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DINNER ANNOUNCEMENT.

I'm so proud of everyone's contribution to this epic thread. Dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand.

First order of business:

EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE THREAD GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT. That is all.

Second order of business:

I need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. If you want a surprise, then just say so.

Third order of business:

The dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. Dresses and suits are encouraged. Gloves. Monocles. Canes. Snazzy hats. Epic cigars. Go all out, you earned this.

I would truly appreciate assistance during the planning stages. I will drop a date soon, and I will let everyone know in advance so work/family/niggerfaggotry can be sorted out.

*EXTRA NOTE: Those who are in college, fear not. We will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return.

GOOD JOB EVERYONE.
YOU TRULY OUT-DID YOURSELVES BY SITTING AROUND AND TYPING FOR 6+ MONTHS.
this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up
by Zephid15 April 9, 2008
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Rossely

A very confusing but extremely attractive and caring girl who loves you for who you are, very loyal, and is always there for you. Rossely loves to have fun with her friends, loves to laugh, best girl a guy can ask for, and very insecure. Rossely has no idea how pretty she really is. From her silky, flowing hair, to her intelligent eyes, her amazing smile, her weird complexity and her fantastic body, you go into a trance every time you see her. Whenever you see her, it brightens up your day. All in all she's a very generous person who takes care of others before herself.
shes being such a rossely...but i love it!
Rossely loves teasing and will rock your world!
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Roster

Roster

Def. Your roster consists of 2 or more women that you are dealing with. The women on your roster can be called up at any time for sex or whatever role you have given them. Pimps back in the day had rosters and stables and the women they had on their rosters and stables knew about their pimps roster and stables and the other women on them, and they also knew their role on their pimps roster and in their stables. You can rank the women on your roster wherever you want because it's your roster and it should match your tastes.

Rules to the roster
1. A roster cannot consist of 1 woman, it must consist of at least 2 or more women
2. Your roster can only consist of women you are currently dealing with
3. If you are on her roster that means she is not on yours
4. Your roster is NOT your body count
5. Your Roster and your stable are two different things. Your roster and the women on it are specifically just for you. Whereas having a stable is like renting out horses, that's why pimps would use the word stable and not roster because they were making money off their hoes. You can have a stable for business reasons (like the pimps did) and a roster for personal reasons (personal ranking of the women you deal with ) but you best have that shit down in your mind and know how that shit works because just like a computer that shit will blow up in your face if you wire it wrong.
"All the women on my roster know their roles and know about each other."
Or
"Hey dude, I just started dealing with this dime piece... she's my second one, I got a roster now."
Or
"I don't keep no nickels on my roster"
by realboujee May 16, 2023
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rossed

Do be taken advantage of or coerced into doing something you are not aware you are doing.
by greenestofhills March 27, 2011
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rosselyn

A great friend. She don’t give a fuck what people say and she says she’s fat but she pretty
The name rosselyn
by Shshdhhd October 3, 2017
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roster

list of people in which a person has had sex with
My roster would be very empty so to say I'm a virgin.
by Ashton Kutcher June 27, 2003
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Rosse

Rosse is a sweet person who will alwayd be there for you. Rosse is a nice person, you should definitly get a Rosse in your life cuz if you don't, your life sucks.
"Damn, Rosse looking fine today."
by M1L3S August 25, 2016
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