Rowing with William

The greatest satisfaction that could ever exist. The most phenomenal experience one might ever have. In other words perfect.

Last night's antics were as good as rowing with William!

The sex was BETTER than rowing with William!

How amazing was it on a scale of one to ten rowing with William?

How was the exam?
It was more like rowing with Joel.

I am as good as rowing with William.

Rowing with William was as good as actually rowing with William

amazing lush phenomenal

by rowing July 23, 2010

Rowing

Rowing is the toughest sport out there. A 2,000 meter race takes up as much effort and will and strength as 2 back to back football games and it only takes 6-7 mins. Next time you think your sport is hard, the athletes wake up at 4am sometimes to go to practice. In the winter they don’t get a break from rowing, no they erg (rowing machine) almost every day and do weights when they aren’t erging. Rowing not only takes extreme strength but also mental toughness to pull through even when your body is screaming at you. To increase your speed and lower your split instead of stopping when you have 250m left.

O: Hey what time is it?
T: It’s 4:45 I have to go to practice.
O: Rowing practice?
T: ya it’s gonna be hell

by Heyyyyyaaaaa November 19, 2018

rowing fag

A tryhard rower (so most of them) who, particularly like to flex their non-existent muscles. They think that they attract potential mates, but, in turn just attract more big, bulky, sweaty men. Of course, despite attracting these men they still persist in their quest to find a soulmate through rowing.

"Oh Ezra, you're such a sweaty rowing fag. Do a real sport!"

by WomBatmanMagic October 30, 2018

rooting

The process of allowing root access on a phone and/or other device. The term "rooting" is most often associated with Android devices. It's often thought of as the Android equivalent of iOS Jailbreaking.

Rooting began when the HTC Dream (T-Mobile G1 in the US) was released, and people complained that the developer's version (called Android Dev Phone 1) had more features and more power than what was released to the general public. The first root just included simple tweaks and a few features that weren't available on phones running stock Android. However, as time progressed rooting evolved from simple tweaking of features to giving the Android experience a whole new look and feel.

The process of rooting was originally something that was complex and only those with a knack for technology should do, however the process, much like jailbreaking was simplified to the point where you can obtain root access with just the click of a button. Unlike jailbreaking however, there is no unsigned app store, like Cydia for iOS.

Instead, a program called "Superuser" is the main signal that your device is rooted. What this program does is that it allows certain applications to gain root access to do things like create wireless hotspots, view your device's files, or other functions that can otherwise only be done by Android support staff.

Isaac: I have a jailbroken iPhone 4. Look, Installous!

Andy: So? I have a rooted HTC Glacier. I'm running CyanogenMod 6.1.2 and I also have WiFi tethering, a ROM manager, and Overclock.

Isaac: I fucking hate you right now.

Andy: I know, rooting is so awesome, isn't it?

by teh5abiking March 12, 2011

roping

During the act of a threesome (two guys, one girl) one guy stands at each end of the girl, who is on all fours, both men insert into the end facing them. It looks as if their shlongs connect in the middle as the motion starts.
Therefore, their shlongs is the rope that comes out of both ends of the girl.
(The timing has to be right in order to keep the rope the same length and look believable.

GuyGirl----Guy
Guy-Girl---Guy
Guy--Girl--Guy
Guy---Girl-Guy
Guy----GirlGuy
Guy---Girl-Guy
Guy--Girl--Guy
Guy-Girl---Guy
GuyGirl----Guy
shlong = -
Roping my girlfriend's sister would be frikin sweet.

by Murphmasta June 11, 2006

Rozing

To be exceptionally organised or efficient. To plan or organise with a meticulous level of detail. To derive an unusual amount of pleasure from plotting, mapping and organising others.

Grace: What are you doing studying that bus timetable?
Jack: I'm just rozing up on our Nandos trip

Grace: Is the next bus to campus at 8?
Jack: Actually it's at 7:57
Grace: Mate you just dropped a sick Roz-bomb.

by Ctrl-Freak June 1, 2011

Rooting in the trough

1. When an organism willingly and proudly lowers itself below its normal sanitary conditions for its own pleasure.

1. Don't get in my car you disgusting fiend; you've been rooting in the trough all day!

by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012