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Hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic is a person who truly believes in love. No matter how many times the have been rejected, heartbroken, or turned down, they still try to find the right partner and still haven’t lost hope in love.
“Oh, she’s a hopeless romantic- which means she is never going to give up on finding true love.”
by Thereallytruedefinitions July 22, 2020
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A Hopeless Romantic

Someone who is simply terrible in/at love. They fall in love easily, are very open with their emotions, and can't seem to find the love of their life. They have a sense of honor, great valor, a deep sense of right and wrong, and are very romantical in the extreme. When they woo or court a person they always try to be the best they can be for the other. A Hopeless Romantic is someone who always has a wistful look in their eyes, is sad and shows it discreetly, or someone who always seems to be happy, but when they think no one is looking they drop the act and it is plain to see. These people are sad, lost, lonely souls.
That poor boy is A Hopeless Romantic.
Just look at him, see how he's always smiling? Look into his eyes and you'll see the truth. A Hopeless Romantic that's what he truly is.
All is fair in love and warfare. So what if he can't help that he prefers one over the other?
by AHopelessRomantic September 11, 2014
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romantic comedy

The most vile, insipid, sanity-destroyingly horrible genre in the history of cinema. The romantic comedy is a genre of movie, usually mainstream, that follows a fairly consistant formula: boy meets girl, silly shit happens, low-intensity comedy insues, mild disasters averted, boy and girl get married and live happily ever after, the end. This formula never changes, for if there were the slightest deviation, it would not ba a romantic comedy. This genre exists solely for the entertainment of obnoxious, highly sentimental housewives who feel that their gender must consign them to this terrible fate. For them, to be feminine is to be an obnoxious, hand-wringing milksop. This is similar to the viewpoint among men that to be masculine is to be an obnoxious, belligerent neanderthal who crushes beer cans with his forehead. Romantic comedy is cinematic anti-matter. It is the opposite of art, and can not, by nature, be creative or original in any way. Romantic comedies are as plentiful as they are unbearable, due to the consistent market for sappy, brain-dead entertainment. A watcher of romatic comedies never gets tired of the same plot, over and over and over again, and therefore can watch the same movie, with subtle variations, thousands of times over a lifetime, viewing each new clone as if it were the first.

People of average intelligence are advised avoid this genre if at all possible, as it has been known to cause severe drowsiness, ennui, brain leakage through the ears and, in rare cases, extreme homicidal rage.
DVD's of previous years' romantic comedy hits are best suited for use as a cheap and durable paving and flooring material, and are of about the right size to be used as targets for archery and riflery practice.

I re-tiled my bathroom floor with surplus copies of You've Got Mail, and at half the cost of ceramic tile!
by the birds and trees October 1, 2006
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Straight romantic

Taken from bi-romantic or panromantic.
It's a straight kid who isn't sexually attracted to the opposite sex. Just romantically. Someone who finds sex a little gross, and doesn't like sexual intercourse.

Would rather just kiss and cuddle, rather than give a blowjob and get fingered.
Boy: Are you a lesbian?
Girl: No.
Boy: Are you bi sexual?
Girl: No.
Boy: Oh, cool so you're straight.
Girl: Yes. But I'm A straight romantic.
by loveeverytimelittlechild November 23, 2010
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romantic goth

A subspecies of goth, known for it's love of fancy Victorian clothing, poetry, and wispy ethereal music. The sort that you'll find reciting Shakespeare under willow trees in cemeteries on moonlit nights while weeping tragically or some such.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003
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romantic explosion

I want to have romantic explosion on your chest.
by Jo Nathan December 13, 2006
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new romantics

Camp 80s pop music movement in Britain which produced several noted performers and artists.
Culture club, Leigh Bowery, David LaChapelle, Kate Bush, Adam and the Ants.
Modeled themselves on the Romantic period of the 1800s which focused on love and joy etc. as the way to live your life.
Men wearing make-up and dressing more effeminitely was a popular part of New-Romanticism.
by Gigi July 13, 2004
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