ritalin

a prescription drug that is used for ADHD. it is also used to treat daytime drowsiness,and chrnic fatigue, etc. many people often abuse it and use it as a drug to get high which can lead to many bad side effects difficulty sleeping, hallucinations, stomach ache, changes in blood pressure, diarrhea, lack of hunger (anorexia, eg.)

- Yo my cousin was usin' ritalin and she is skinny as heck! She doesnt eat anything and throws up a lot.
- man i used to take ritalin to get high and it wuz the best feeling in the world...until i crashed and got messed up.

by XxandriaxX April 7, 2008

Ritalin Rat

Someone who takes ADHD medication, specifically Ritalin.

Jim: Do you know David?

Sam: yeah he is a Ritalin rat

by Teddytron October 12, 2010

rittle

the a name for someone who thinks your'e there best friend but really they are annoying as heck but the rest of the family are "really close friends," they really aren't but they think they are but you actually have real really good friends who always feel awkward around the rittle family because the rittle family acts like they are best friends with everyone. also a really annoying third wheel friend or family.

Yeah last night was fun with you guys too bad the rittles ruined it.

by archibald-definer November 1, 2017

Ritalin

Ritalin makes kids act like lab rats - more compliant, more willing, and able to obey adult commands. Ritalin inhibits exploration, spontanaeity, and overall interest in the environment. It also induces repetitive, meaningless behaviours such as rhythmic head movements, pacing and chewing, picking or rubbing the body.

Over time ritalin will cause drug-induced brain malfunction.

Ritalin is most commonly used for making children obsessed with meaningless robotic activities.

Rodney: There ain't no way in hell you're putting my son on Ritalin -- but I'll take some. How much for five dollars? Let me get a small bag.

by Batdang April 21, 2011

ritualistic clinky

The act of solidfying a Pope Law. It is carried out by the members in attendance by clinking their beer bottles.

Thats sounds like a new pope law, we need a ritualistic clinky

by archbishop tommy January 5, 2008

Ritual Sudoku

To forfeit, concede to whatever you may be doing, cause you do not like it to begin with.

"I can't finish this puzzle! That's it, I am Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"What are you doing?"
- "Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"Why?"
- "Just cannot take it anymore, I hate this thing"

by Athing1201 March 27, 2015

ritualistic poultry fisting

Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?

Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?

Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.

by johndoe86x2 July 28, 2016