A religion based around the worship of the surpreme diety Rissa. Rissa may come in many names, but she is still the ubergod!
I used to belong to an organized religion, but then I realized the truth about Rissaism! She's better than Jesus!
by Bradius December 20, 2004
Get the Rissaism mug.ADD medicine containing Methylphenidate which is a type of speed. if youre lacking energy and cant think of anything better to do than eat you gotta snort some of this. it will make you get up and do any kind of activity or chore and actually make it an enjoyable experience. for a begginer snorting about 60 mg will do the job. i find it way better than adderall personally it gets me shaky, non fatigued, not hngry and energy and euphoria. you might experince a headache or tummy ache after and you might get grumpy. the good feeling will last like one or two hours after that you just kinda get anxiety and feel the need to be doing something
mom: go clean your room!
daughter: ugh im too tired
mom: i dont care!
daughter: (thought bubble) im going to snort some ritalin..)
1 hour later.......
mom: wow i cant believe you cleaned the whole house
daughter: me either!
daughter: ugh im too tired
mom: i dont care!
daughter: (thought bubble) im going to snort some ritalin..)
1 hour later.......
mom: wow i cant believe you cleaned the whole house
daughter: me either!
by ritalin fiend May 16, 2009
Get the Ritalin mug.Rita is a mom of three but looks like shes 25 years old ! She also works alot for he family and is appreciated alot for all her hard work. I love her so much nobody could ask for a better rita, mom,wife or aunt !WE LOVE RITA!!😘😘
Rita is awesome
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Get the Rita mug.Rissa is short for Merissa-Rissa-Bo-Bissa, The Supreme Most Coolest Kick-Ass Thug Hoe Bitch of the Universe, my chewbacca-noise-making giggle-bot. Rissa was amazing, hilarious, incredible, off-the-wall, unique, inspired, one in six billion, creative, sweet, beautiful, outrageous, dreamlike. Rissa was my idol. Rest in peace, gorgeous. You were too extraordinary for this world. 08.21.1984 - 07.11.2006
I will love Rissa forever. I can't believe Rissa is gone. Rissa was amazing. My world is empty without Rissa.
by Kate (Keke) September 5, 2008
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Get the Ritagya mug.Rita a smart,hard working girl,clumsy,nice. Would look good in boy clothes.Has a hard life.Usually Hispanic or italian.Mature but, likes too play around.She makes tons of friends, quite easily. She's very talkative (in a good way) and loves to start conversations. One who thinks she’s not pretty, but is the most gorgeous person you've ever seen. She has big dreams, and will end up with all she has ever dreamed of, because she didn't take advantage of what she had, when she was younger. She's caring and thoughtful. Better not let this one, get away. She loves romance, and has to go on the perfect first date. has a lot of mixed emotions , she is very smart and chooses to try and make decisions but when they go wrong she tries to run from her problems .Looks decent and thinks she is ugly.Also her hard life has made her deal with depression but,she has soon recovered.
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