Someone (ususally a woman) that frequently visits OHL or AHL hockey games with the sole purpose of getting picked up by a NHL prsoepct. Not to be confused with Puck Bunnies.
Me: "oh man did you hear about Stacey, she got pregnant from Ryan and he just got drafted in the NHL"
Friend: "She secured that bag! What a Rink Rat"
Friend: "She secured that bag! What a Rink Rat"
by Final Aura October 17, 2022
A person (usually a teenager) who is always seen going to the local skating rink (shoutout to Astro Skate of Pinellas Park) like everyday of the week. They also talk about rollerskating/rollerblading too much.
They are usually really good at fast skating, backwards skating and jam skating because they spend a crazy amount of time on it.
They are usually really good at fast skating, backwards skating and jam skating because they spend a crazy amount of time on it.
Jay: That boy bryan is always going to the roller rink 24/7.
Frank: Yeah bro, he is a total rink rat.
Frank: Yeah bro, he is a total rink rat.
by ZzQuixoticzZ September 08, 2021
by C L G January 31, 2021
by 0Jayus August 05, 2017
Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.
by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016
Rink Rabies is a disease that affects ultra-competitive hockey parents of youth recreational players who have NHL dreams for their averaged-skilled child. People with rink rabies are known to jump teams, constantly looking for the best winning team. This new team is rarely better than the old one for the mere fact that it is a team and can't just revolve around the ego of one player.
Don't get too close to that new family on our hockey team. They've got a serious case of rink rabies and probably won't be around after one season.
by JohnnaG March 22, 2013
Close family that likes to play colonistvoncatan. They are all very small in length, but big in heart. They like to talk a lot especially about things that don't matter. The most of them got a genetic disability with their eyes. They all love music and some of them are 'real' musicians.
They are hard workers, when you get the chance to meet them take it with both of your hands❤️🙌.
They are hard workers, when you get the chance to meet them take it with both of your hands❤️🙌.
Patrick: The rinkies, bad guys that they are...
Rink 1: Well Patrick Patrick Patrick, you can better cook soup of you.
Rink 2: Put him in the washing machine.
Rink 1: Well Patrick Patrick Patrick, you can better cook soup of you.
Rink 2: Put him in the washing machine.
by sjartje August 25, 2019