Bell Ringer

A phenomenon where a firm and lengthy poo is evacuated by a male, hitting the bottom of the toilet before tilting forward and striking the subjects testicles on the way down with or without possible smearage. Most common in shallow toilets or when said testicles are particularly saggy.
Dude thanks for the tip, the fiber is definitely working, but I have never had so many dam Bell Ringers. I have gone through a 12 pack of double rolls just on cleaning my nuts.
by Jodiii May 23, 2011
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o-ringer

a species native to Orlando, FL; often found in Oakley's; and Civic's that sound like lawn mowers, and usually gay.
"Did you see that fuckin' O-Ringer, what a wankster."
by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003
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Ringer Mortis

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.
Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!
by Demised May 5, 2011
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three ringer

A turd so large it wraps around the toilet bowl three times.
After eating the taco family pack I left a three ringer.
by zoorlac September 19, 2011
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Anal Ringer

The Anal Ringer is an act for partners very close with one another. The man farts in his hands, closes it, and then opens his hands and hits the girls ears as hard as he can.
Jerry: Yo bro I had so much fun with my girl last night!
John: Did you give her that Anal Ringer?!
by GregPaulFuccedMyBooty April 18, 2021
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korean ringer

When she farts the jizz load into her panties and you have to wring it out in her mouth.
Jennifer took a Korean ringer last night.
by Tokyo Starfish July 18, 2021
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ring ringer

An Individual Who Licks An Anal Ring After A Bowel Movement!
by JimM July 14, 2014
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