No Reason Boner

the sudden, unexpected boner you get for no apparent reason. can be brought on due to no stimulation of the penis, just no reason.can be abbreviated as NRB.

Fred:so, I was sitting in the class the other day and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and I got up and had a no reason boner!
Rick: That shit's funny dawg, did the teacher see you?
Fred:Yah!, along with the whole classroom too!, I was embarassed!

by Ya Boy Trax July 9, 2010

last resort

1) the worst case option
2) the course of action when all else fails
3) the final frontier

1) With the game on the line, Coach Peterson had no choice but to put their last resort, Rudy The Hunchback, on the field.

by John Bell November 25, 2005

Redsock stimulator

To punch the partner during anal or vaginal sex in the side to induce groin tightening. Usually done from behind so the partner will be surprised and cannot anticipate such action. Once your partner has tightened up that's your opportunity to go to town or pull out during anal sex to induce a red sock to even the loosest of sluts.

Jimmy: I was railing out this hooker the other day and I paid $100 extra for anal.
Danny: Damn was it worth it
Jimmy: At first it was like throwing a hot dog down the hallway but than I gave her the old Redsock stimulator.
Danny: You've made me proud little bear.

by A simple man w/simple pleasure December 8, 2013

Stickmin Space Resort

Stickmin Space Resort is made when a criminal (usually a thief) steals another criminal organization's valuables and is presumed dead after fleeing a complex. The said criminal then overhears someone talking about a base, steals the base while riding a scooter, and converts the base into a resort.

Welcome to Stickmin Space Resort. Built out of a former Toppat base, it's been refined for your luxury and enjoyment. Us Toppats that remained on board have reformed and now work as crewmembers. The Toppats that remained on Earth were arrested as you may know. The resort is run by the man himself, Henry Stickmin. Now, you may be wondering, why did he decide to steal a criminal base and turn it into a resort? We may never know, but hey, you wouldn't be here if that didn't happen. Enjoy your stay!

by NovumPhoenixDuck December 6, 2020

resockle

To reuse socks that have not been washed

"Dude, weren't you wearing those socks earlier?"

"Hell yeah! I resockled."

"Oh."

by Kevin Ebaugh October 4, 2006

SAT Reasoning Test

The most complex, confusing, and most important high school test ever made. The company that makes it, CollegeBoard, makes it very tricky, and it is ABSOLUTELY the most important test in high school. Despite it's name, most of it is NOT reasoning, most of the test requires prior knowledge and skills.

WTH? CollegeBoard is giving me a test that doesn't even test beyond anything I learn in college. This test is rigged. The only people who get high scores on the test study for it, defeating it's purpose. So Why am I waking up early on a Saturday to take this again? The SAT reasoning test should be banned.

by BiggaNXT September 26, 2008

Reason

A justification to yourself for a bad decision.

I want to get blackout on a Tuesday but I'll need a reason first. . .

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018