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musical reset

When your taste in music changes after a few months
Man 1: I thought you hated emo music

Man 2: I had a musical reset
by A friendly goose August 9, 2023
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Texas Reset

I don't need this baby no more, Imma Texas Reset this thang
by notmrna**69420 June 16, 2023
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Faptory reset

When youve had a stressful day so youre having a fap to clear your mind
Pfft imma need to faptory reset after this
by LittleMissSpud July 14, 2021
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Dick Reset

Something a man has to do at some point after masturbating (see wank). Usually this involves simple pulling the foreskin back into place, or just a nice solid squeeze of his member.
Lad 1: Dude, I've bin itching all day
Lad 2: Why? what up?
Lad 1: Well I rubbed one out earlier and I have had chance to DR (Dick Reset) yet.
Lad 2: Say waaaa!
by Vince6 January 9, 2012
mugGet the Dick Resetmug.

The Great Reset

A plan by one group of super-rich twunts to finally address climate change but ultimately keep the capitalist status quo, which other super-rich twunts (e.g. coal, gas, oil, and media outlets owned by the likes of Rupert Murdoch) don't want (for obvious reasons) and so are spinning as the dreaded (*spooky thunder*) Marxism/Socialism/Communism.

Whereas, in fact, The Great Reset will probably never take off and if it does it would merely be the cliched Band-aid on a gaping wound and not seriously address the systemic symptoms of Capitalism. e.g. the ever growing disparity between the rich and the poor.

Either way, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and anyone buying into The Great Reset or the opposing propaganda are being played like fiddles.
The Great Reset in Bill Gates' plan to microchip us all and enslave us
by Sven Svenkill December 21, 2020
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reset slap

When your bitch just doesn't wanna listen. You give her a slap with the back of your hand. After that her mind resets and she agrees accordingly.
Hey Bitch! You better do as i says, don't make me reset slap you!
by Martijn & Cameron August 6, 2014
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reset button

The result of heavy drinking the previous night. The act of taking a large poo, cleansing your lower intestines of any obstruction, resetting your bowels to their original empty state.

The intentional use of alchohol to aid in the evacuation of one's bowels.
"We drank a lot last night! I need to go hit that reset button" beer shit

"I've been backed up lately, I need to drink a 40 so I can hit that reset button"
by dub-cox September 8, 2013
mugGet the reset buttonmug.

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