This is what the crazy ass women who owns that tiktok account "iluvreptilesacidickiss" says to other Reptile simps. You can use this to describe a crazy ass motherfucka
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2. A scaly terrestrial animal larger than a typical shoe.
2. A scaly terrestrial animal larger than a typical shoe.
1. Alex: Dude I think I got drunk and made out with my dad last night.
Joseph: Right...Large Reptiles.
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Joseph: Right...Large Reptiles.
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An animal who has 4 legs (may not be visible like snakes), is almost always cold-blooded(exception Tegu kind), needs heat to suvive, mostly lays eggs, has almost always a dry scaled skin, breaths through lung.
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A person who loves heat
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A person who is full of stereotypes, like reptiles are.
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A person who is despised? No...
An animal who has 4 legs (may not be visible like snakes), is almost always cold-blooded(exception Tegu kind), needs heat to suvive, mostly lays eggs, has almost always a dry scaled skin, breaths through lung.
2.
A person who loves heat
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A person who is full of stereotypes, like reptiles are.
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A person who is despised? No...
1: "Found this turtel, brought it to an animal shelter. I said 'can you keep this amphibian?', they said 'yes, it's a reptile though"
2: "It is 35°C in shadow and he is running around as if it is nothing, such a reptile
3: "This person came to school. They instandly assumed he was a bad person and unpolite. Judged like a Reptile it seems"
4: Just don't use this definition anymore please, was made from people disliking any reptile . Used lies to justify the definition.
2: "It is 35°C in shadow and he is running around as if it is nothing, such a reptile
3: "This person came to school. They instandly assumed he was a bad person and unpolite. Judged like a Reptile it seems"
4: Just don't use this definition anymore please, was made from people disliking any reptile . Used lies to justify the definition.
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(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)
(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)
Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!
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Get the reptile driftwood mug.A gay man, typically from a family full of zesty men. Most zesty reptiles are oddly and mysteriously good at playing music. Zesty reptiles also dont act humane as they zone out oftenly, they like to scream, they have bad posture, they walk funny and also ‘laugh’ in a very disturbing way. The laugh is more like a cackle. Zesty reptiles are also VERY gay. They fall in love with their same gender co workers oftenly
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