Limp dick retard 

1. A man that's not only a huge pussy, but a fucking idiot as well. Also with the possibility of having erectile disfunction.

2.what u call some idiot you don't like

Manager: get back to work everyone
Newguy: I found a peice of paper with a smily face
Manager: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LIMP DICK RETARD!!!

Limp dick retard by Ravman123 May 4, 2011

retard strong 

When somebody is unexpectedly quite physically strong. Everyone knew of the kids in highschool with down syndrome, which were incorrectly referred to as 'retarded'. Many of these kids are physically stronger than would be expected. Most of us have witnessed an event where one of these kids got in a phyiscal altercation with someone (or someTHING), whether based out of an argument or just horsing around, and the kid was surprisingly powerful.. probably stronger than anyone else at the school.
This is known as being Retard-strong.
(Term also found in the movie Clerks2, during the car ride scene back from the go-kart track)

Wow, that Billy is Retard strong!

retard strong by Flek January 5, 2007

retard 

to tard again

Joe tard-ed once, and then once again.

Retard.

retard by A1steak October 6, 2011

Complete Retard 

Someone who does not know 5x2.

Mr. Garrison: “ What’s 5x2?”
Clyde: “12?”
Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”

Complete Retard by YourTypicalTeenager October 27, 2017

Fat Retard 

Someone who is {fat} and {retarded}. Not very bright and not physically fit.

Thomas is such a fat retard

Fat Retard by BSP2018 October 18, 2018

Dial a retard

The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.

Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.

Dial a retard by monkeybar July 6, 2011

Red Hat Retard 

People who wear red MAGA hats.

The monster truck show is expected to have a lot of red hat retards in attendance.

Red Hat Retard by Cage Britney December 20, 2018