A person usually distantly related to the Kennedy family. Enjoys bestality, preferably with horses but will settle for chickens.
by BigBeefy March 16, 2008
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I'm trying to get that can of applesauce from the top shelf, but I'm just too short. Can you get me a reacher?
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Get the Rimming rancher mug.In the year 420 B.C. a mortal man known as San Ricardo confused the infinity stones with pop rocks and this summoned the gods of LDub. He was given a Bucks sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants by the gods. He'd wear them for the rest of his life. Finally, the gods gave him the power of "The Clap" The clap was so power it made men quiver, cry, and soil themselves. Men, women, and children feared the grooviness of The Clap's power. With the clap of his hands, the oceans parted, empires crumbled, and the universe bended to his will. He used this power for good though. He rode along on his majestic steed (The LW Van) with sunglasses and used his powers to solve world hunger by giving everyone a McChicken, donut sticks, and tickets to the Fiserv. His words of wisdom such as "bang, bang", "we outta here", and "LETS GOOO" were studied by generation after generation. Simply put, Reichert is Radical
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