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relax yourself

Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.

For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!

Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010
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Maxing and Relaxing

Coined by Jeff Sepulveda of Santa Monica, and used in early '80's song lyrics, it refers to "Maxing out your Relaxation"!
Went over to ma boyz house to see if he wanted to hit the strip . . . But instead, he was "Maxing and Relaxing" at home . . .
by Po' Man! June 15, 2011
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Remainiac

Person who voted for Britain to remain in the EU and is still desperately trying to undo the will of the electorate.
These people who want a second vote on EU membership are such remainiacs
by hamster_man October 1, 2016
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Relax

re-lax (v) : The act of consuming a salmon twice through regurgitation.
If you can't relax, there's plenty of more fish in the sea!
by Galfodo September 21, 2017
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relax and shop

Just chill out for now or don't worry about events over which you have no control. This comes from the advice given next to flights in departures, 'relax and shop' before a gate is confirmed. It describes what one should do in purgatory before events or decisions which could go either way, good or bad.
John: I'm really worried about those test results.

Marsha: Well, there's nothing you can do now, just relax and shop.
by Beclan November 5, 2010
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Relaxafucktaculaculating

To be in a state so relaxed, you feel as if you've hit nirvana. Most often caused by smoking weed, or right after sex.
Guy 1: "Dude, that joint was killer."
Guy 2: "Definitely, I'm totally relaxafucktaculaculating right now."
by Donoban444 November 27, 2012
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Relaxsipping

Enjoying a cocktail after a long week.
As the sun was going down we were relaxsipping on the deck
by Owi2808 August 26, 2015
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