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opiate recovery

The use of opiates to deal with pain, feelings of emptiness, or other problems that arise in life.
by Fred Riahi June 13, 2006
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liquid panty remover

Usually a sweet punch made with tequila, also gin or grain alcohol. Typical ingredients include Sprite and lemonade. As the name suggests, it's often served at parties as an attempt to get women naked.
Drink this and call me when you're ready.
by Bugsy August 10, 2005
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Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.
Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.

That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.
by Rustin January 9, 2007
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recovered memory therapy

A discredited form of psychotherapy which typically:
1. assumes that childhood trauma (usually sexual in nature) is the basis of most psychological symptomatology;
2. assumes that people who have no memory of such trauma have probably "repressed" it through some arcane and undemonstrated psychological process, blocking it out of their mind completely;
3. assumes that it is necessary to "recover" these "repressed" memories in order for healing to occur;
4. assumes that methods known to produce false memories, such as hypnosis, guided imagery and EMDR can be used to produce accurate recollections;
5. often assumes that "flashbacks" and body memories are signs that the memories recalled are accurate, because of the mistaken view of the therapist that memory is "like a video tape recorder" that permits playback.
The "recovery" process often recommends cutting off contact with people who question the memories, including but not limited to family members who deny that the events so recalled in fact occurred. Recovered memory therapy is a major source of false memory syndrome, and has led to numerous false allegations of 'Satanic Ritual Abuse.'
"Whilst undergoing hypnosis as part of recovered memory therapy, Sally remembered being forced to kill and eat a baby she had given birth to after her father had raped her. The fact that she was found on medical examination to be an intact virgin suggested the likelihood of false memory syndrome."
by Lloyd September 7, 2005
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Hangover Recovery Shot

This is usually a 2oz shot similar to like an energy shot but used to relief they symptoms of a hangover. Also know as pop & shot to recovery. This is also know as the morning after Hangover Recovey Shot! AKA - hangover shot
by Joe Drunk December 14, 2010
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Full Recovery

I was Jovi Punched while I was about to eat, but luckily made a full recovery
by kxv December 27, 2008
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Boomer remover

Dude 1: hey have you heard the boomer remover is spreading rapidly

Dude 2: yeah that’s crazy man
by Lordcathulu March 17, 2020
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