National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx

Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.

by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024

Relapse Bomber

When Old Timers send in Chronic Relapsers to fuck with someone and say their being of service.

He's lucky I didn't through my certification on the ground and whoop his ass for letting those Relapse Bombers in my Class/office.

by 12stepornostep May 5, 2021