Maxin' and Relapsin'

Term used when one is chilling out and smoking weed or drugs of any kind. It usually involves skipping school, or missing work that day.

Phone rings.. "Hey I noticed you're car at home " "What are you doing ?"

ME: "Not much ,just Maxin' and Relapsin' "

by Dfdubmountain November 29, 2019

Refapse period

When one would stop fapping but then have a period in which they come back and start masturbating again.

Person 1: Bro I had a major refapse period last night
Person 2: bro i thought you remained fapstinent

by TRILL CLINTON May 18, 2015

relapes

The action taken by someone when they return to anything that is not good for them.

Drugs, an abusive relationship, jail, Satan!!! (you get the picture)

by Darryl June 26, 2004

Relapsturbation

A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..

He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"

Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....

by Bill the Random December 20, 2010

Relapsed

A guy after he masturbation.

Person 1: Finally! Here comes John.
Person 2: He looks totally relapsed, dude.
Person 1: Yeah, he's addicted to something he called Futa x Futa. I don't even know.

by FutaxFutaDude May 4, 2022

reapsert

The sexiest mammal known to man! Also known as reaps. He is known globaly for his micro.

noob#1 - Ammagawd look at Reapsert! His micro is so awesome!
noob#2 - Yeah totally, he is such a hunk also!

by The Hoffer April 15, 2008

Relapsation Time

A short amount of time, be it hours or days, in which you avoid life by falling back into a bad habit and avoid confronting it by telling people you're "relaxing" in your room, when really you're hiding from reality.

"Man Caleb won't come out of his room, says he's got a lot of homework this weekend"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"

by Hickorysmoked April 26, 2015