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Relative Desirability

Based on the quantity of women who are in a town, how desirable each is to each man in that town. If there is only one woman in town, as long as she is not ugly or old, she will attract the men and be desired. The moment other women are in town, each man finds himself comparing them to decide which one he likes more and get her to want him.

Based on the quantity of a specific thing or things, such as fruits, shoes, whatever, are available in a town, how desirable each is to people varies depending on how many they have to choose from.
It's so funny, and it took me years to comprehend what is going on in me, but I finally articulated the feeling and call it Relative Desirability.
by but for February 13, 2021
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relative idiot

A person who has different knowledge compared to a reference person.
I feel like an relative idiot when I speak with my sister.
by A relative idiot May 20, 2021
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Einstein's theory of relative titty

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).
'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'
by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017
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relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you bang your sister-in-law.
"The relative humidity was way high at my cousin's wedding".
by Mysteron August 4, 2003
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Relative Humidity

The sweat that forms on your balls when you're fucking your sister. May also be applied when fucking your hot female cousin, i.e. incest.
The relative humidity went up as soon as mom & dad left for the evening and I slid into my sister.
by Bushpig61 September 5, 2010
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anal retentive

An individual who is tightly constricted in the asshole for some reason and is not afraid to show the world it; Is also completely concerned with detail to levels here to fore seen only in Nazi Germany: A basically utight, overwrought control freak. Usually Repressed to the Nth Degree.
by J. Michael REiter July 5, 2003
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