Masturbation Rampage

1. When you masturbate so often that the load becomes smaller until you either lose sensation or cannot shoot off.

2. When you become so obsessed with masturbating that you blow off your friends for it.

1. When I came back from Puerto Rico early, I was disappointed to find my husband unable to pleasure me. He was on a masturbation rampage the whole time.

2. Jim: Hey Carl wanna go drinking?
Carl: Nah man, i have the urge to vigorously touch myself until my body tells me I have to stop.

by irock123007 April 26, 2010

Tadpole Rampage

When a man's individual sperm are so strong and large' when he ejaculate they appear to be a swarm of angry white tadpoles. this cause a great pleasure in all women no matter the sex position, you can also use it in facials and or creampies. (this sometimes tickle her and make her giggle.)

Girl 1- have you ever gotten tadpole rampaged?
Girl 2- Yeah! it makes me giggle!

by iTzBlazinAzn November 14, 2009

jordan slut rampage

when jordan's ex girlfriend goes on a rant about how ugly and whorebaggish the girl's on jordan's facebook wall and in his photos are.

katie went on a jordan slut rampage when she saw that lots of overly made up girls had been posting on jordan's wall.

by CamiKaze1106 August 31, 2011

Reamage

When Playing any EA Sports Game, the act of taking it in the ass on every play

I was playing NCAA Football last night; needless to say, there was a lot of reamage.

by Karl October 2, 2002

Modern Warfare 2 Rampage

When getting extremely pissed at MW2, and unable control your anger. It's common to break things while feeling this anger, either your controller, your headset, your tv, and even your xbox. After breaking some of these valuable things you then realize 2 minutes later that u just flipped out on a videogame and broke something very expensive, and dont wanna pay for a new one.

WTF. MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'V FUCKIN DIED 12 TIMES IN A ROW WUT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PIECA SHIT GAME. (dies again). FUCK THIS SHIT. (throws controller at wall)
(2 mins later) FUCK ME. I FUCKIN BROKE MY CONTROLLER (end of modern warfare 2 rampage).

by alexx93 August 13, 2010

ravage

(v.) to destroy, lay waste, ruin; (n.) ruinous damage, destruction

Swarms of locusts ravaged the farmer's fields and orchards.

No one can escape the ravages of time.

by Barry Dragon January 12, 2003

Russian Ravager

The Russian Ravager is performed when the male overdoses on Viagra, Cialis, or any other form of forced erection. The male then proceeds to have unlubricated anal sex with the woman. The Russian Ravager may also be performed with 2 males. The same rules would apply.

Louise got really drunk last night, so I took her home and gave her a Russian Ravager. I'm not sure, but it looked like she was enjoying it.

by The Russian Ravager April 11, 2008