RalfyThePlug

The Truth

RalfyThePlug is the truth and the truth hurts.

by Indo Knox December 6, 2021

Ralfies

I love going to BJs restaurant and getting some ralfies and some blumpkies

"I went to BJs last night and got the best ralfies after drinking my root beer float."

by BlueSneaksCHS September 15, 2022

Ralfrungious

To be very evil or mean.

“You’re so ralfrungious!”

by FreakiUncle October 1, 2022

Ralfundo

A manipulator. Thinks he can get one over on "the kid", but the kid has stamina and youthful power that old ass motherfuckers lost decades ago. Likes to laugh at secret jokes from other rooms instead of to ones face. Stays in the garage of his larger but weaker cuz all night tweaking on rusty motorcycle parts. Kills animals with a hammer just for existing and being near him.... Possibly a closeted homo, or serial killer,psychotic to a fault. Mostly involved in insurance fraud scams involving handsome, young, bright kids from another state. Not! A "friend", he is in fact, El Enemigo. Learn Spanish you ignorant fucks!!!

The Great Ralfundo was very upset with his existence, from being raped in prison so much and wishing he wasn't a mixed-breed dog from the deserts of Mexico. Likes to pant and hump legs of women he wishes he could fuck right...but....I MEAN... Girth isn't everything is it? Get one!!!! Hahahaha, ponche culero maricon 🌭😁

by Captain Colorado April 6, 2023

Ralfy

#2 at the toilet

I'm going to take a ralfy

by exclusiveGuy June 29, 2025