A comeback that clout chasers use when someone on Twitter says something low IQ to get easy likes because they grew up without a father, got bullied in school a lot, and got no ass whatsoever. They live in their mother's basement consuming nothing but Doritos and Mountain Dew and spending their lonely days watching Belle Delphine's Onlyfans.
by AnonymousUser21 April 15, 2021
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A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
by paynbow April 25, 2006
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Ratib is a slang term to define highly qualified and popular people. Ratibs, however, tend to be slightly arrogant, but it's only because they know that they are always right.
Donald Trump is a Ratib.
by Ratib April 1, 2008
Get the ratib mug.Derived from the baseball WAR rating, the GAR rating stands for girls above replacement. A GAR rating can be assigned to anything from a new article of clothing to a new car and basically describes the amount of girls that you will now get with every year that you wouldn't have gotten without it.
These new pants are sweet...the GAR rating is at least 2.0
Dude why would you sell your car? It had a 5.0 GAR rating
That sweater has a GAR of like 20. I just popped a boner
Dude why would you sell your car? It had a 5.0 GAR rating
That sweater has a GAR of like 20. I just popped a boner
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Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019
Get the wetness to laughter ratio mug.Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!
by Dr. January August 19, 2008
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Guy 1: "Dude, Rarity was awesome in that last episode!"
Guy 2: "I thought Fluttershy was pretty cool in it too."
Guy 1: "LOL"
Guy 2: "I thought Fluttershy was pretty cool in it too."
Guy 1: "LOL"
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