quimper

1. quimper ( n ): a whiny noise made by the vagina. closely related to the minge burp. sounds like a fridge door opening but squeekier.

2. quimper ( n ): a piece of clothing so badly knitted it looks like it was made by a blind person with no hands.

1. i was going down on her when suddenly she quimpered in my face.

2. shit, that top nan made for me for xmas is a proper quimper

by JoeStBlaBlaBla April 18, 2006

Quimp

A mixture between a queer, and a gimp.
It's basically a queer gimp.
It originated when I was playing CS:CZ, I accidentally said quimp when I was raped by a n00b scout whore on scoutknivez_cz, during the middle of a knife round. The word's stuck ever since.

"OMFG IT'S A KNIFE ROUND YOU QUIMP!"
"YOU TKING QUIMP!"
"Dude, look at that quimp over there, the one with the pink mohekan."
"Your dad's a quimp."

by Codge August 20, 2004

Quimby

A person who sucks farts out of a dead chickens ass

Emerson is a fucking quimby.

by Justin Mothering September 22, 2009

quimby

Short for the perfect dump. When an individual takes a dump that is large, perfectly shaped like an "S" and requires no toilet paper at all. A dump that only Oprah Winfrey could be proud of.

I always have a quimby when I eat Grape-Nuts for breakfast.

by Dookie Johnson January 16, 2008

quimps

breasts

look at those quimps

by davoud July 25, 2003

Quimby

If one were to notice, a bubble comes up when they fart inside of the bathtub. Upon seeing this bubble, a quimby will make his/her best effort to try to pop this bubble with his/her teeth.

Stoney is a quimby because he tries to pop the bubbles in the bathtub that come out of his anus.

by william joseph hemmington September 5, 2005

vote quimby

A stray Maryland punk band that's stuck in the 80's.

I can't believe she let that vote quimby follow her here.

by Vote Quimby January 27, 2006