Butternut Patty

The after-effects of shoving a stick of butter in a vagina. Usually happens when she sits up strait. It comes out in a round shape.

Dude:What the f*** is that?!?!
Girl:Oh, remember last night? Well, it had to come out sometime.
Dude:I know, but on the table???
Girl:What can I say? It's a butternut patty.

by Braylen2047 April 26, 2009

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puckernut

when you are busted in a lie and your asshole puckers up and your balls shrivel and crawl up your ass in fear or embarrassment

N. Jones caught her spouse with his homely mistress and he turned into a PUCKERNUT in 2.5 seconds!

by fancifree4me June 3, 2010

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Putterfuck

An outrageously slow or oblivious person on the highway; typically referring to another driver who does not agree with the speaker's style of driving

1. Grandson: Grandpa, why's that man over there driving so slow?

Grandpa: Well Jimmy, that's what we call a putterfuck.

2. God damn putterfuck! Get out of the fast lane!

by Sxeted September 7, 2013

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tokyo butternut

When the man splits the women's ass checks to where her stool "turtle heads" out and he proceeds to ejaculate on said stool, this is called a Tokyo Butternut.

Me and lin lin totally did a Tokyo butternut in the church retreat bus' bathroom.

by Rhm60 August 13, 2017

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butternut

the word Butternut is either of three thing's
(1) a statement.
(2) part of hillbilly speech.
(3) a question.

(1) Adam Your such a butternut.

(2) You heard your uncle incest jed he said you butternut do that!

(3) Honey What would you like for breakfast butt-er-nuts?

by Jordan paul October 3, 2007

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