Putnam County

Corn

If you can see corn for miles, it must be Putnam County

by CallmedaddybecauseIbangyourmom September 5, 2021

Putnam valley middle school

School full of gay people

“Hey what’s your sexuality” “ oh, I go to Putnam valley middle school” “ oh nice I support you” “thanks man I really appreciate it”

by Roadside smoker December 7, 2021

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

That one musical written by William Finn with a long-ass name. It's about a bunch of children with exaggerated personalities and very tragic backstories at a spelling bee. It also boasts the song "My Unfortunate Erection" that will always get censored by the school doing it.

Guy 1: "Hey, Quinn got into the school musical, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee!"

Guy 2: "Who does she play?"

Guy 1: "The Kid Who Gets an Erection"

by Margaret-Anne January 14, 2021

Patona

Big feet

Tu hermana es una patona.

by bonita applebum August 13, 2014

Putana Madonna

An extremely vulgar phrase in Italian. Putana means slut/whore/prostitute. The Madonna is Mary, the mother of Jesus. "Madonna" is sometimes translated as "mother of God."

If you say this phrase, you're basically calling Jesus's mom a whore.

Uomo 1: "Mia moglie è incinta da un altro uomo"
Uomo 2: "Putana Madonna! Crepi!"

by diovero August 21, 2007

Putnamitis

a disease spread by members of the facebook community, caused by sending a friend or family member the :putnam: emoticon, thus infecting them

describing utter randomness and used to direct attention away from awkward comments

My friend infected me with Putnamitis.

I caught Putnamitis from my girlfriend.

by k1ngjames44 April 5, 2009

putnam county high school

Located in small town going nowhere. The only public school in the county. Also became a charter school and fucked everyone over. People in thd office dont care about anything. Except for Mrs. McCallum, she's the shit. Mr. Adams is the best there. Anyone else want to deacribe this place? Add a definition.

Putnam County High School is the bane of my exsiatence.

by dirtylittlesecret12345 March 22, 2017