8 definitions by bonita applebum
by bonita applebum February 2, 2006
When your ass is starving to death and decides to eat up you pants. Usually the result of wearing pants that are way too tight for your fat ass.
by bonita applebum February 22, 2006
An influential rap quartet from South Central LA. Members include Slim Kid, Fatlip, Bootie Brown and J-Swift. They met on the LA underground club circuit in the late 80s. Their debut album Bizarre Ride II was released in 1991, it went gold. Their second album Labcabincalifornia was released in 1994. It was not as quirky as the first but brilliant none the less. After a 5 years of hearing nothing from the group member Fatlip released a single, "What's Up Fatlip?" The Pharcyde continues to make muss to this day, however because of beef between the members Fatlip is no longer a part of the musical genius that was once The Pharcyde.
by bonita applebum February 24, 2006
an entirely commercial holiday that serves no real purpose. It forces people in relationships to buy each other gifts that at any other time of the year they wouldn't think of buying each other. For the most part these gifts are grossly overpriced and cheaply made. After you spend all this money on gifts you now have to spend some more money on dinner at a fancy restaraunt were the food will probally suck and you will end up stopping at McDonald's later anyway. The one good this about this Holiday...I've you followed all the guidlines and spent the right amount of money, chances are you are going to get lucky!
Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a cute little teddy bear that every single fucking Hallmark store has 500 of in their front window. It's like I didn't even want to try to find you something that you would appreciate. I just picked the first thing with a red heart on it that saw!
by bonita applebum February 21, 2006
A woman from the borough in New York known as Brooklyn. This woman will use her sex appeal to get money from men. Also known as a gold diggin' ho. 3rd Bass would say the deserve nothing but the Gas Face.
The Brooklyn queens a gold digger.
by bonita applebum February 3, 2006