pantsing

Pantsing is the act of forcefully inserting an inappropriate object (commonly a household pet or other furry, animate creature) into the front of one's pants for sexual gratification.

"I walked in on Chris pantsing the neighbor's cat."

by pantser September 12, 2004

pantsing

when someone tries to pull off your man skirt and takes everything with it

Bob: Dude, take off your man skirt

Rob: No!

Bob: (Attempts to pull of man skirt but takes pants and underwear with it)

Rob: Dude, why where you pantsing me?

by DaManWhoWasPantsed May 1, 2011

Pantsing

The act having a girl fit in your pants with you and grinding on each other but not actully getting it in. It could probubly be a succsesfull porno like 2 girls 1 cup.

Pantsing happens when your on level 100 drunk.

by pantser0987654321 October 23, 2010

pantsing

Two children who are in love rubbing against eachother to produce a loving friction between eachothers pants.

I love pantsing with face.

by peyants July 6, 2005

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

Pantsing

The act of pulling someone’s pants dow revealing there underwear as a joke.

Pantsing-Everybody seen jack's striped underwear when he got pantsed

by Jmj20 December 9, 2017