Pufferfished

Similar to catfished... pufferfished is a deceptive activity where a person lures someone into a relationship by means of a using old or photoshopped photos of themselves at there peak of attractiveness.

She got pufferfished and her tinder date whose photos showed a semi-profesionnal hockey player with 6ix pack is now a car sales man with a beer belly.

by kait0873 April 23, 2021

PUFFERFISH

A person who lies about being pregnant

April fools I'm not actually pregnant, Karen your such a pufferfish.

by Mcroy Drew August 17, 2020

Blueberry Pufferfish

When you stick blueberries up your homie’s ass and then try to suck them out using your mouth like a vacuum.

Dude me and Luke blueberry pufferfished last night it was fucking sick!

by DummyTHICCCboy January 6, 2022

Pufferfisher

A saying when you are mad or frustrated,

""Someone just towed your car!
"Oh Pufferfisher!"

by tucker810 July 4, 2016

Dutch Pufferfish

When a girl is receiving oral sex and farts into the giver’s mouth, puffing their cheeks up like a pufferfish.

Jack ate me out so good that I accidentally gave him a Dutch Pufferfish!

by PastaManana February 28, 2021

pufferfish

Beachball's were based after them, porcupines are jelous of them.

The pufferfish inflated in my belly, it hurt a lot.

by AppleBlackcurrantJuice January 16, 2022

Miami Pufferfish

An oral sex method in which one party engages in cunnilingus on the receiving party, whether anally or vaginally. The giving party gathers at least half a glass of orange juice inside of their cheeks, until puffed like a pufferfish, before going down on the receiving individual. Once their lips meet the orifice of choice, they open up the hole and shoot the orange juice into the hole until their cheeks are empty. For optimal performance, squirt every drop inside the person.

Girl 1: "I can't talk to that man anymore..."

Girl 2: "Why is he a dick?"

Girl 1: "No he's just weird, he wanted to try the Miami Pufferfish again."

by RoguSpanish January 18, 2022