ex-boyfriend protocol

When you dump your boyfriend and immediately log out all devices for Netflix and other subscriptions.

Girl 1: I just broke up with Tom.

Girl 2: Doesn't he still have your Netflix password?
Girl 1: Time to engage the ex-boyfriend protocol.

by nondairyburrito April 4, 2021

Ethan Hunt - Ghost Protocol

This is a type of defication, that upon finishing your poop, it doesn't leave a trace on the toilet paper. Additionally it also doesn't leave any trace within the toilet bowl. Basically its vanishes without a trace - hence Mission Impossible.

That was a proper Ethan Hunt - Ghost Protocol poop

by Graeme Day August 3, 2020

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

gwas goobies protocol

A procedure in which individuals immediately save every snapchat of interest to their memories immediately after recording; so they don’t regret not saving them in the future.

Little Timmy was angered by the fact that he forgot to properly follow the gwas goobies protocol, he went home to his mother crying saying I need to update snapchat mommy.

by Gooselump July 20, 2021

Photowall

That huge college collage everyone has in their dorm. The photowall typically consists of photos of family and friends to remind you of home when you're studying far away (or less than ten miles away...)

Oftentimes the wall is made up of real photos, but being that college students are ridiculously poor they oftentimes will be made out of very low quality pictures printed out of a normal color printer on bad paper.

"Hey guys I finished my photowall today!"
"Am I on it?"
"No you're an asshole. I want to forget about you in college."
"K."

by eebnupasplee February 21, 2009

adidas protocol

Also Known as "the sneakernet"

<geek1>HELP! My Internet is broken and I NEED to find a copy of BSG EP1

<geek2>Use the adidas protocol - go to blockbuster d00d.

by flipmcf September 25, 2005

Protocol

A college sex game which began with a group of Trojans. 2-8(or more) male fraternity brothers and one freaky, super-head giving, thick ass female. The process of a girl giving a guy head then being passed off to his bruh continuing in a circle while clothes are coming off the girl.. once the clothes are off, then the train begins. The girl will switch from guy to guy when a bruh yells protocol, the girl will switch to another guy. Ass grabbing and smacking, moaning, music, alcohol, and condoms(preferably) are required for safety and success. Additional options: invite another fraternity, invite another girl, etc.

one on six:
"Protocol"
next bruh grabs girl,

girl moves to next dick
repeat

by TU's Superhead November 23, 2010