Pretard

1. any rearded person whose name happens to be Peter
2. Anyone born retarded or just stupid
3. Pre–retarded

1. "Hey, he's pretty stupid." "I know he came out of his mother pretarded."
2. "His name is peter too, ohh then he must be a pretard."

by Jacques March 13, 2005

Pretard

Someone who is about to lose a fight.

The guy Ali is fighting is just some pretard.

by Poppy Guapo August 4, 2005

Protarded

When someone thinks they’re so good at something they could make the competitive scene/ profit off their skills (mostly video games) when in reality they’re literal dog water.

Dude that girl we were playing Valorant with earlier was so protarded, I don’t know how she thinks she is good.

by PoggersGuys August 2, 2021

Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.

'Man, you are such a pretard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

pretard

A child in the womb of an obviously screwed up girl or knowing a soon to be dad is a fuck-up.

Jose: Look at that pregnant chola.

Pedro: I know, Carlos is the father.

Jose: That kid is a pretard.

by dennyher October 11, 2009

pretard

Opposite of a physically retarded person. Seems older than he is.

- This guy looks pretty old.
- Yeah, but he's only 20. He's a pretard.

by gymschadau May 3, 2010

photard

These are the people who take photography classes at either a highschool or college level and think they are better than everyone else.

The photards tried to say tilting the camera was for artistic reasons when really they can't find a good way to frame the shot.

by flygirl23 December 22, 2010