Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

Astral Projection

The ability to project your subconscious mind forward, in the form of a astral body. Not a proven phenomenon.

I'm going to use astral projection to kick your ass remotely.

by TechKnow July 30, 2004

Protection

1) A knife, a firearm, or some other type of concealable weapon that is commonly used by individuals living in a relatively violent or dangerous area.

2) P.R.O.T.E.C.T.I.O.N. Personal Renegade Of The Expressive Condition To Influence Obvious Negativity.

'Round here, suckas need protection. Betta check yo'self, homie.

by T Hizzle April 5, 2005

pursecution

The act of filling your purse, wallet or other money holding device to such an extent that it explodes at the seams or displays an excessively unwieldy and tatty nature.

I was following this lass down the road today and I got all her money when her purse exploded... serves her right for such pursecution with all them store cards etc

by al-co-hol October 27, 2011

Protection of water resources

Birth control, specifically the using a condom

Alex: "Why are you putting on a condom"
Sam: "Gotta do my protection of water resources"

by carmineee August 16, 2021

Oral Protection

1. When you put a condom over your tongue before you go down on your bitch or man-whore.
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2. Also taking a used condom and putting it over your tongue and licking up the cum.

"Before going down on my girlfriend, I made sure to use some oral protection since she was on her period."

"Even after we were done fucking, my girlfriend was still horny, so she took the condom and used it for oral protection."

by RileyFish April 27, 2015

austral projection

The ability to close one's eyes and feel as if as surrounded by wallabies, kangaroos, and koalas despite actual, physical reality.

A business exchange student in Alabama, Liam was able to occasionally escape the unmitigated political horrors he found himself exposed to by using the austral projection techniques he learned as a teenager from watching Fiona Goddard DVDs.

by BamaBound December 8, 2017