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rack mount professional

The phrase "Rack mount professional" , implies in a sarcastic manner, that if a piece of audio equipment is rack mounted into a equipment rack, it must be of pro quality.
Items that are considered to be "rack mount professional" :

Rack mount pyramid amplifiers are awsome.

Rack mount behringer compressors are state of the art...
by big n.s. February 17, 2009
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the second-oldest profession

Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
by bitchuck September 30, 2023
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Profanese

(prop. n.) The primary language of New Yorkers. It stems from English, but consists of a fuckload more curses and profanity, though New Yorkers perceive them as everyday speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this day still can't understand this.
to a New Yorker "Can you teach me Profanese?"
New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You: "Yeah, teach me how to talk like you."
New Yorker: "Fuck you! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."
by Razukin December 1, 2002
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Prof Oak

A fucking badass pokemon trainer. He's old as shit and his caught bitch loads of pokemans in his day. he dgafs about new niggas tryin to be pokemon trainers cause he already knows he beats them.
by C0NN3RC4$HM0N3Y February 1, 2009
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pothead professional

A regular cannabis user who successfully pursues a professional career.
I saw my high school principal at a festival this summer; he's a pothead professional.
by DiggityDank February 18, 2006
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The Professor

When a male fixes the bridge of a pair of glasses to the base of the shaft of his penis and enters an orifice of his partner.
I had a date with this dumb chick and when I took her home, I gave her The Professor.
by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack August 3, 2012
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Professor Sean Hinton

A Professor Sean Hinton (usually shortened to a 'Sean Hinton' or a 'Prof Sean') is a cocktail. Served in a tall glass with ice it is composed of two shots of Jamieson's irish whisky, two shots of Jack Daniel's and is topped up with coke.

The purpose of a cocktail is to make spirits more palatable, a Professor Sean Hinton employs Jamieson's to take the edge off Jack Daniel's, unconventionally creating a more alcoholic beverage in the process.
"I'd like a Professor Sean Hinton please"
by bostasp_pub_crew September 17, 2008
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